My parents were born March 4, 1933 under Roosevelt. They had me in 1993 when soon after I was Introduced to Washington under the wing of Hillary Clinton. The American people saw what I looked like and sent me away to my relatives in Canada. I then suffered a near death on Janurary 27th 1996, when President Clinton declared the habitat for my survival "over". I have now been taken off life support by Barack Obama and given new clothes, hoping that America won't see how ugly I really am.