I am the person that controls the world from the safety of your pantries whenever I wish, I am the Spartan that Chuck Norris has nightmares of, I am the reason Darkavatar works from the shadows, I am the reason AGS has no funding and lives in constant fear, I'm the flame of randomness, I am Sasuke's worst fear. Who am I? I.AM.EATENCOOKIE! How's that for an introduction :3 What is there to do when everything crumbles from your grasp and fades? When that happens you get up and punch barney!