Aight yall, I'm BACK!!!

Ok ok, several things you should know bout me:

1) I find almost anything funny
2) You will either love me or hate me. For some odd reason there's never a middle ground. *shrugs*
3) I am allergic to anything written by Eoin Colfer that doesn't include "Artemis Fowl" in it's title
4) am STILL in shock that TS doesn't know who Smeagol is

and most importantly:

5) I love and adore my baby girl and wife of 2mths, Fly.