Hi, I'm Brian. I only like chicken nuggets when their made out of turkey fat.. the only time i wash my hair is when its halloween, i love backstreet boys just cuz nick carter is like sex to my eyes...i think its sexy when girls fart in front of me, but who knows everyone has different standards, just keep extra TP in your back pocket

To my Lovely Andrea, who is the most gorgeous yet sweet girl in the world. XD I love you Lots!