Sep 1 2010, 6:36 PM
Sal24 (guest):
hell no
Sep 1 2010, 6:36 PM
Bobby_24 (guest):
FUKK
Sep 1 2010, 6:36 PM
Sal24 (guest):
ay foo ur so ugly that when u look in the mirror ur own reflection flips u off
Sep 1 2010, 6:37 PM
Bobby_24 (guest):
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer."I can't do that, officer.""Why not?" "Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube." "Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.""Can't do that either, officer.""Why not?""Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.""Alright, we could get a blood sample." "Can't do that either, officer.""Why not?" "
Sep 1 2010, 6:38 PM
Bobby_24 (guest):
"Because I'm drunk."
Sep 1 2010, 6:40 PM
Bobby_24 (guest):
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 13 margaritas. The bartender abruptly replies, "Wow sir, that sure is a lot, whats the occasion?"
So the guy sits down on a stool, hangs his head and tells the curious bartender, "Well, my first blow job." The bartender smiles and replies, "Yea, that's a splendid occasion indeed. Let me get you one more drink, on the house!"
"Nah," the guy replies... "If thirteen doesn't get the taste out, nothing will."
Sep 1 2010, 6:41 PM
Sal24 (guest):
nigga ur so ugly that it looks likie ur face caught fire an they put it out with an axe..:]
Sep 1 2010, 6:42 PM
Sal24 (guest):
nigga ur moms pussy so nasty they put that shit on fear factor
Sep 1 2010, 6:42 PM
Bobby_24 (guest):
A professor at Auburn University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. Getting a feel for his students, he asks "How many of you believein ghosts?" About 80 of his students raise their hands. "That's a good start I suppose. Those of you who believe in ghosts, how many have actually seen a ghost?" About 30 students raise their hands."That's good. I'm really glad you're taking this seriously. Ok, has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About a dozen students raise their hands."That's a great response. Has
Sep 1 2010, 6:43 PM
Bobby_24 (guest):
anyone ever touched a ghost?" Two students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one last question... have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He removes his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, in all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever actually claimed to have slept with a ghost. Why don't you come up here and tell us about it." The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begin
Sep 1 2010, 8:18 PM
Guest776 (guest):
whhht?
Sep 1 2010, 8:19 PM
Guest776 (guest):
i loveee drakee<3
Sep 2 2010, 8:47 PM
diva (guest):
drake is super sexy and very talented
Sep 2 2010, 11:34 PM
Guest635 (guest):
paris morton music
Sep 3 2010, 1:34 AM
help (guest):
does anyone know what the song is called where drake sings slow? the words are something like i just needed time, to do what i do.
Sep 3 2010, 1:35 AM
help (guest):
anyone?
Sep 3 2010, 5:41 PM
Guest391 (guest):
hello
Sep 3 2010, 9:49 PM
jay (guest):
hey
Sep 5 2010, 2:15 AM
Guest908 (guest):
nyone here!
Sep 5 2010, 4:52 PM
iloveyoohh (guest):
Hey
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